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Master Cheif versos The Halos

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 15, 2008, 2:58 AM
  • Mood: Worried

Mood: :worry:
Listening to: Lisa stansfield - 80'S WOOO
Reading: Catch 22
Drinking: Tea










Fleetworx









Master Chef was running through jungle from halos who was angrey with master chef for destruction of thir home.

"Wehre is pick up pont?" master chief shouted as gunfire was hitting trees about his. he was tired of running. the halos was gaining and thier guns was firing so much. ones fell down and shot friends making master cheif laugh loud.

"I need pick up piont now!" he shouted again jumping against tree and knocking down cocunets.

Halos was being hit and dieded from cocunets. matser chef was still running but getting tired.
his holoegram woman spoke to him in his helmat.

"you are five mertes away! past trees ther!" she was shotuing too.
maters chief was not hpapy with the shouts but ran more.
then he saw pickup pont and was nearly smiled but stayed anegry looking.

"there is puick up pont. i am safe"
he jumpsed on ship at last second as halos were running and catching up. as he was lifted through air he droped a bomb on the halos and blewed up the jungle.
all the halos was dead and mastere cheif was alive and saved the day.

"well done maters Cheif" said the hologran girl.

"i am saved the world again. time to retire." said Matser Ceheif happely.

TEH END!!111!

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  • Current Age: Seventy five thousand, twelve hundred and nine bees.
  • Interests: Character Development, Scintillating Plotlines, Testing Titles, Wicked Writing
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  • Favourite poet or writer: C. Edward Kelly, Jonathan Stone, Phillip K. Dick, Kurt Vonnegut
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  • Favourite style or digital art: Detective Fiction
  • Shell of choice: BBlean
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Personal Quote: "That wasn't an apology. You asked for three camels and called him an octopus!"
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~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: May 4, 2008, 3:24:04 AM
Fleety, Fleety, Fleety, Fleety, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ry, Ry, Ry, Ry, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay....

hello.

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°attila:iconattila: Apr 27, 2008, 11:44:01 AM
I was looking for a picture of an LCD screen on flickr and found this:

[link]

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~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: Apr 14, 2008, 2:39:00 PM
OMG. Bring back the bashquotes plz. Prty plz. W/ :gummybear: on top.

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`Jon-Law:iconJon-Law: Mar 28, 2008, 9:16:42 AM
Pass it on.

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=kaujot:iconkaujot: Mar 28, 2008, 12:29:42 AM
CHECK IT

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*bwaa:iconbwaa: Mar 20, 2008, 11:21:09 AM
Where are you these days Fleetman? x

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Mar 4, 2008, 5:47:45 AM
[link].spammy spam. spammmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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!amyperticone:iconamyperticone: Mar 1, 2008, 1:59:17 AMFlagged as spam
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Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
~La-Serpentia:iconLa-Serpentia: Feb 29, 2008, 11:07:20 PM
omg so did you know my initials are RS. look at your sig if you want to understand the significance of this comment.

i think we might be twins maybe?

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<`MinorKey> and don't drink so much that you remember having fun...
~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: Feb 20, 2008, 9:15:19 AM
dumpetity, dupety, dum. I am incredibly bored.
Incredibly.
Doing a GSK application.
Blaaaaaah.

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Feb 18, 2008, 10:42:42 PM
okay, i watched it again with the boy, of which he loved it, too!

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Feb 18, 2008, 3:36:56 AM
Crash was such awesomeness.
But then it was written and directed by the guy who created and wrote my favourite TV show - Due South :)

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Feb 14, 2008, 11:38:20 PM
i broke the plan and watched crash last night -- it was excellent.
i feel like watching it again, but i think it's in too close distance of having just watched it. i think i will watch trainspotting!
:)

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~La-Serpentia:iconLa-Serpentia: Feb 14, 2008, 4:40:08 PM
omg omg omg it's invasion of the freet.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!111113564333

so super duper excited

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All the artists flew in and all the arseholes flew out in '72



<`MinorKey> and don't drink so much that you remember having fun...
`fleet21:iconfleet21: Feb 14, 2008, 8:50:31 AM
Happy Valentines Day to you too Ambere :heart:
Narnia I liked. Crash is great. Your plans rock in only the way Ambere could rock them.

Yes, chatty once I get back to normality and no staying in a hotel!
Thanks muscles.!

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Feb 14, 2008, 2:08:25 AM
i dreamt about rabbits and swords and blood, lots of it. it was kind of fanciful!
happy valentines day, fleety! :heart:
also, pans labyrinth is very good, very good indeed! I'm thinking of watching Narnia tonight, Crash tomorrow night. Oh, I have good plans indeed. I plan to be sloshed on saturday, hungover on sunday. Bored on Monday!
We need to chatty soon, :)

Also, my muscles are slowly being good. I make sense. :bucktooth:

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~La-Serpentia:iconLa-Serpentia: Feb 13, 2008, 8:25:01 PM
Freeterskeet!

I arrive in London on 1st July (at the ungodly hour of 5:25am no less) and my tour departs on 5th July. Book me in for sometime between 1st July and 4th July.

Lots of drinking plz. Barhopping ahoy hoy

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Days of wine and roses, days of wine and roses
All the artists flew in and all the arseholes flew out in '72



<`MinorKey> and don't drink so much that you remember having fun...
`fleet21:iconfleet21: Feb 12, 2008, 7:02:03 AM
Pan's Labyrinth is something I need to see for definite. I have heard about it but not yet watched!
YOU BETTER NOT FORGET, OK! OK! OK!

:hug:

I will try to undead. you try to move about and get them muscles working.

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Feb 12, 2008, 5:45:38 AM
I lifted heavy pattern rolls of paper today, my back;arms;neck;shoulders are killing me. That awful, slow ache that you know...when you wake up in the morning you're either going to feel fantastically fit or not be able to move. I'm going for the latter. But I watched Pans Labyrinth--it was sad :( and I also have the CRASH disk sitting next to me, via your recommendation! YOU'VE NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN MRFLEETUM!

:hug:

get undead.

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Feb 12, 2008, 5:28:05 AM
I am nearly dead. Stupid courses.
Last night I had a migraine so bad, that I couldn't sleep and am now paying the price. D: curse you learning stuff!

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Feb 11, 2008, 3:05:07 AM
ROFLMAOLOL

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