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'A JOURNAL' A JOURNAL BY FLEET21

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 20, 2014, 12:43 PM
ONE DAY, (A DAY OF ONES WHERE THERE IS ONLY A SINGULAR IN THE SENSE OF AMOUNTS TO DO WITH 24 HOURLY PASSING) A YOUNG CROCODILE LAZILY SNAPPED ITS JAWS AS IT SAT ON THE RIVERBANK.  THIS CROCODILE WAS TIRED, GREEN, WET AND GRUMPY.  THIS IS TRUE OF ALMOST EVERY CROCODILE.

I EVEN SAW DAVID ATTENBROUGH DISCUSS THE GRUMPING HABITS OF CROCODILES ON THE TELEVISION SO I KNOW IT IS TRUE.  DAVID ATTENBROUGH IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR DISCUSSING WILDLIFE BECAUSE HE GETS SO MUCH TAIL.  LOL.

THIS CROCODILE WAS CALLED ARTHUR.  ARTHUR THE CROCODILE WAS ENJOYING HIS SUNDAY.  CROCODILES ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS IN THE NATURAL KINGDOM TO ENJOY SUNDAYS.  THEY ARE MISSING THE BIT OF THE BRAIN THAT ACTIVATES BOREDOM.  LUCKY CROCODILES.

I'VE SAID THE WORD CROCODILE TOO MUCH AND NOW IT LOOKS AND SOUNDS WRONG.

  • Mood: Worried

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farand Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday! :hug:
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I miss hanging out with you. Let's both move to Reykjavik and get apartments in the same building, but at least a few doors apart so that we can still totally chill whenever but also have our own separate apartments with privacy and shit. This idea has a very sitcom-ish flavor to it, and I like it. Nicol is also welcome to come, and would also greatly increase the plot points available for us to use.
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